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August 17, 2014

Once there was this girl whose 

favourite player was captain for many many years
and when they had to sign him
she found that he had left for the red team
She couldn't quite explain it, he'd always just played here
Once there was this boy who
swore one day that he would become captain of the team
and when he finally made it
he saw some other team that was better
And so he asked to leave to the grass that seemed greener
But both girl and boy were glad
For one kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this kid whose
parents made him cheer for the Toronto Maple Leafs
and when they watched their team play
they shook and cried all over their rec room
He couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just sucked there